“I called him ‘Simon Ferocious’ or something and he didn’t like it at all,”
Simon Ferocious is the area’s premiere scientific analysis supergroup comprised of Paul Neil (member of your current favorite band), Charlie Thornton (member of your last favorite band), and Zach Porlier (member of your least favorite band). The group started when Paul and Charlie were traveling out east to investigate incoming reports of an extraterrestrial landing near the coast and the potential presence of a flat earth. While stopping at a local gas station, they found Zach scraping a mysterious green substance off of the restroom’s sink. While helping identify the substance, which later turned out to be algae of unknown origin combined with lemon lime soda, the group decided to continue to pursue their work together. The group continues to compile their research, findings, and reports at the meeting point of extraterrestrials, Earth’s geography, the continued and poignant presence of lemon lime beverages, and its impact on personal well being and happiness. Their first group of findings have been released to the public.